Downloads, DVD, and Blu-ray are all very shiny and convenient, but we do miss the '80s indie video shop...
Tawdry treasure caves of knock-offs, 'nasties' and oddities bashed out on the cheap by tiny production companies chasing the 'home entertainment' gold rush...
So, today, we celebrate our independence days, with the best of the worst of the VHS/Betamax era...
Sensitive! Provocative! Umm, a cheap statue of a urinating boy that can be found in any garden centre!
Angry Joe Bass
Shotgun and chainsaw! Hell hath no fury like a fisherman who hasn't caught much.
Badly drawn woman rummages around inside her head while awkwardly reclining on a fence. Hot enough for ya?
Beware the killer dish-rag!
Battle Of The Bullies
But surely now the bullied has become the bully? Uh, with the help of a mighty flag-waving army found in all '80s schools.
The Best Of Sex And Violence
Yeah, but sex or violence first? Ah, dry ice... '80s win.
The Black Cat
WHERE IS THE CAT?
Constipated Marilyn Monroe lookalikes must be stabbed! Unrelentingly!
Next: Body Shop, Fat Ethel II