Trained To Kill USA
We've actually seen this film. It was called Rambo. D'oh!
Twinsanity
Um... why does the girl also have a moustache? Cos she's evil? It's Twinsania!
Warbus
Is that George Clooney? Seriously, the guy in the middle, it's totally George Clooney!
And it might just be us, but the guy at the front looks just like Corey Feldman, and, wait for it, the guy at the back is the spit of Corey Haim! The Corey's and The Cloon, together at last!
White Fire
The raw terror of a man with a gun stuck to his face.
Who Killed Mary What's 'Er Name?
We're going to go with 'Whoever took this picture.'
The Willies
Ha, you said 'willies'.
Why does the paedo/monster have the face of an owl and also a claw-like hand? Where's Freddy when you need him?
The Witching
Enter the world of the occult... and be eaten by Orson Welles. Careful, he may also try to peddle you some G&G whiskey.
Zondar Invader From Venus
How did a New York city cop get on the surface of Mars? Why aren't they on Venus? Is that a handglider? Confusion!
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Comments
SCY385
Oct 12th 2009, 21:50
These video covers are pretty bad but these titles are too. DAMN! 'Who Killed Mary What's 'Er Name?' That's just wrong on soooooo many levels.
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irish
Oct 13th 2009, 0:33
I thought the nail gun joke was funny. Surely the guy at the back on the warbus poster is David Duchovny
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docemmettbrown
Oct 16th 2009, 11:46
Ah memories. Great article guys! Poor David Carradine.
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Mozkiwi
Oct 18th 2009, 7:23
Naw... you got it wrong, the guy at the back on the Warbus poster is George Michael, without his sunglasses. Wonder what happened to most of those actors... Thanks - I had a good laugh...
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rxillos
Feb 28th 2010, 8:38
Well, it's pretty easy to criticize the cover art but you should be aware of the factors behind it's creation... I am the guy they hired to come up with the cover image. Quick turnaround. No reference other than a copy of the vid and the budget was equally bad as the movie! That was a long time ago. I'm glad to be out of that business and onto better jobs! :/
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rxillos
Feb 28th 2010, 8:44
Above comment - referring to Nail Gun Massacre. (Didn't realize all 8 films share the same comments)
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