'Meating'! Haha. Oh, wait... 'Dismembers!' Amazing... We're not sure if Body Shop is some kind of serial-killer abattoir or a prosthetics specialist.
1. Drowning people don't thrust their hands out of water. 2. Looks more like a lovely Caribbean lagoon than a BOG. 3. Shirt sleeve too dry.
The Boogey Man
'Boogey'? Really? He may be a terrifying nightmare of childhood but dammit, he just loves to dance.
Tsch. '80s kids today! Always playing with clipboards and geometry implements in graveyards. Blame? '80s parents.
Fat Ethel II
Is this 'Crazy' crossed out and replaced with 'Fat Ethel II' or is it 'Crazy Fat Ethel II'? Either way - she loves to eat. And stab. Not the shampoo type, though.
The Curse Of Big Foot
Big hairy man-in-a-suit ass. Having a wee in the woods.
Presumably, STEPHEN YOUNG and SHARON MASTERS are journalists who spike stories. WITH KNIVES.
Has the guy hanging on the chopper actually got a gun? Or is he just reaching out, wishing the violence would end. Does look a bit like Jesus, actually...
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