The photocopier jammed, but nobody could muster the enthusiasm to halt the run.
Eyes Of Fire
...dress of binbags. And did you say 'sinister evil'? As opposed to what - the bubbly kind?
Well actually, yes, we did wish for hobgoblins as it happens, because they're so epically unscary that we just wanted to prove OH CHRIST YOU NEVER SAID THEY'D BE BRINGING KLAXONS OHGODOHGOD HELP US
Invaders Of The Lost Gold
You really can't 'invade' gold, unless it's a seriously big chunk - as in, big enough for a nation to have colonised its surface. In fact, we're almost tempted to suggest that these chumps just used the word 'invaders' because it sounded a bit like 'raide-'...nah, couldn't be.
Kickboxer From Hell
Hell is a largely lawless place, as you might imagine. However, it may surprise you to learn that one of the few rules Beelzebub does insist on is 'no kicking' - as the wise owls behind this release are clearly very aware.
The Last Ride Of The Dalton Gang
Please tell us it doesn't involve that poor, poor woman in the middle?
What, like octApus? The zoology fail is strong in this one. Besides, which part of this thing is 'man'? (Apart from his excellent taste in da honeyz, like - high eight for that, brosef!)
What. The. Shuddering. Fuck?