Alan Partridge Critiques 2012's Best Movies

The Mid Morning Matters man on Avengers, Batman, Bond and more...

By Sam AshurstNov 15th 2012
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And The Dark Knight Rises?

Talk about dark! Moody low lighting and mumbling might seem cool but I could barely tell what was going on.

Maybe it was better in the cinema. I saw it on a DVD bought from a Chinaman in a pub.

Still, I enjoy Batman. He is a billionaire who stockpiles his wealth and uses it for good. As such, it’s a pretty persuasive argument for low taxes – and that’s why I like it. 

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    • theruffler

      Nov 16th 2012, 1:15

      Brit Police Muster sounds like the greatest film never made. The woman would surely have to be Juliet Bravo?

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    • CaptainCrazy

      Nov 16th 2012, 12:58

      Please give this man a column in TF now! I feel so strongly that I nearly typed that first sentence with my Caps Lock on (on the internet that means you have an opinion that matters). Ah well, we always have Alex Zane...

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    • endofdays

      Nov 16th 2012, 13:37

      Brit Police Muster sounds brilliant.

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    • Siban1982

      Nov 16th 2012, 13:45

      This doesn't seem genuine.

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    • Hadouken76

      Nov 16th 2012, 21:55

      Alex Zane couldnt get a laugh in roomful of hyenas. On nitrous oxide.

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