Which Bird Would He Be? Er, none of them. Cruise is playing the pigs.
Why? Chiefly, because they all share a strikingly familiar shit-eating grin when the birds fail to kill 'em.
Besides, role-playing every single one of the increasingly bruised and battered pigs will indulge both Cruise's propensity for uglifying those all-star looks and his post-Len Grossman fondness for prancing about in daft costumes.
Costumes? Oh, did we not mention - this isn't going to be a cartoon. We're thinking live action. Dress 'em all up in feathers.
That really will make them angry.
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fiona2
Sep 3rd 2010, 13:55
what a pair lol
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MikeyRix
Sep 3rd 2010, 22:30
TF, you genii, that's a bunch of extremes you've got there. I'd see it for Nolan's direction and Bale's blow-outs, but avoid it for the presence of Cruise, Gibson and Crowe. :L
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Hadouken76
Sep 4th 2010, 10:06
On behalf of those who can't afford an I-phone (and therefore able to get a signal ho ho ho)...wtf??
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willow138
Sep 6th 2010, 4:30
hahahaha this would be awesome. only hope they dont keep us hanging for the film the way they have left coming soon up over the next levels for AGES n ow
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