X-Men - X-Men (2000), X2 (2003), X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
It's Round Two for Wolvy as he joins his pals in a final brawl.
X-Men are mutants, who have honed their crazy skills under the guidance of Professor Xavier (Patrick Stewart).
Individually, each is a master in their own field. Collectively, there is nothing they can't do.
With storm-summoning, wound-healing, ice manipulation and optic-blasting (not to mention telekinesis) under their belts, they're quite a team.
We wouldn't want to rub them up the wrong way.
Suits: 9 (there's not as much yellow as there is in the comics)
Love Triangles: Seemingly hundreds.
Skill Range/Absurdity: 8
X-terminate...
The Fantastic Four - The Fantastic Four (1994), Fantastic Four (2005)& Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) [pictured below]
You probably won't remember the low-budget 1994 version, because it was never actually released. The 2005 reboot was only marginally more memorable.
Fantastic Four was far from fantastic. Silver Surfer was a bit better. But it's all been a bit disappointing, really.
Nevertheless, the heroes in question are no less heroic. There's the brainy Dr Fantastic, the see-through Invisible Woman, the fiery Human Torch and brick sh**-house The Thing.
And you get to see Jessica Alba in her undies.
Suits: 6 (they leave very little to the imagination. Is that a camel-toe, Jessica?!)
Love Triangles: 1 (once the Silver Surfer muscles in)
Skill Range/Absurdity: 10
THE FIGHT
The two teams meet on Brooklyn Bridge, and the Human Torch gets the ball rolling by setting fire to everyone.
Iceman does his thing and turns the flames into a pretty sculpture, which The Thing smashes through. Things start getting ugly.
The Invisible Woman appears out of nowhere and rips off Cyclops' visor. He wrecks everything in sight and the bridge starts to fall apart.
Storm whips up a whirlpool and Jean Grey pulls the paving from under the Four's feet as if it were a rug.
They fall to their doom. The X-Men head back their Westchester mansion for a jolly old knees-up.
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