Harry Angel (Mickey Rourke) Angel Heart (1988)
Oh Mickey, you were so fine, you were so fine, you blew our minds… by sleeping with that girl from the Cosby Show. Who, uh, turned out to be your daughter.
Annoyingly, the missing person Harry Angel is hired to find turns out to be himself, and it takes intervention from De Niro's Devil to help him find himself when he's right there in the room all the time. Rubbish.
Lisa Bonet Bedding Ability: 10
Bedding Your Daughter Factor: 10
Sleuth Factor: 8
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Patrick Kensie (Casey Affleck) Gone Baby Gone (2007)
Kensie is a working-class PI from a poor part of Boston, and with his partner/girlfriend Angie Gennaro, is hired to find a missing 4-year-old girl.
With license to manoeuvre where cops fear to go, the pair find the girl, swiped by a well-off middle-class ex-cop.
It causes a rift in the pair's relationship because Patrick decides to do the right thing, and give the girl back to her drug-using lowlife mum.
Brotherly Love Casting: 9
‘Wow This Film Is So Much More Than I Expected’ Factor: 10
Sleuth Rating: 10