Battle Royale: Movie Runners

Joggers vs. sprinters in this fast-paced face-off

Franka Potente, Run Lola Run (1998)


 

Making light work of a highly unsuitable ensemble - naively pairing snug, lime-green slacks with clodhopping army boots - Lola cuts an impressive swathe through urban Berlin. And, after a fashion, time itself. An admirable effort.

Speed: Varies from run to run, so 5

Power: Head up, arms flexed, 8

Manliness: In the most patronisingly complementary sense, 7


Blazes away from...


Ian Charleson, Chariots Of Fire (1981)


A fly-catcher of the first water, our Christian-playing hero’s lower jaw seems to come unhinged at the pistol crack, then gradually widens until he finally crosses the line looking like a man trying to gob-off an invisible whale.

Speed: Ok, yes, he’s nippy, 8

Power: Cruelly afflicted by the dread ‘windmill arms’, 3

Manliness: Apparently not next to Godliness, 3

Next: GRUDGE MATCH! - Cruise vs Seagal

Comments

    • timisstupid

      Jun 11th 2009, 7:04

      what about Daniel Craig's foot chases in both Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace?

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    • MMR74

      Jun 11th 2009, 17:19

      umm, think he was running on those soft east-coast pavement of Edinburgh actually (apologies for the west-coast bias).

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