David (Keifer Sutherland) The Lost Boys (1987)
David is the Marlon Brando of movie vampires, cool, dangerous, and with a totally rad motorcycle.
In the original script the Lost Boys were supposed to be kids, but thankfully director Joel Schumacher recognised the power of sex appeal and made everyone lusty, horny teenagers instead. You can almost forgive Batman & Robin. Almost.
Jack Bauer Factor: 10
Abiltiy to make you forget that Jason Patric guy: 10
Fang Rating: 9
Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) Twilight (2008)
Fun fact: Edward Cullen was born June 20th 1901. He was turned by adoptive father Carlisle in 1918 to stop him dying of spanish Influenza.
Let battle commence...
Trying to seduce Cullen into being his bitch for eternity – a rather common theme among vampires it seems – David offers up Vamp-bait and all around hottie Star to try and persuade Cullen to join him.
She instantly falls in love with the pale, tall-of-hair, golden-eyed hunk, and renounces David and his whole agenda.
Deciding to up his game, David goes after Edward on his motorcycle, charging him down using a flag pole like a jousting pole.
Super fast Edward doesn’t bugger about though, and zips out of the sending David careening into a tree, and sending him flying from his bike.
A groan later, and David emerges from the bushes impaled on the antlers of a very large deer, which promptly turns around and legs it.
Cullen takes Star by the hand and they go for a lovely walk in the forest.
Edward Cullen wins!
Edward Cullen 2 – Vampires 0
Next: Blade vs. Edward