Marlow (Danny Huston) 30 Days of Night (2006)
Based on the comic book mini-series of the same name by Steve Niles and Ben Templesmith, 30 Days of Night features a radical vision of the vampire as completely predetorial and un-romantic.
Speaking in an ancient gutteral language, they kill for sport, led by the nefarious and sinister Marlowe, who's cruelty is only matched by his abiltiy to chew the shit out of the scenery.
We like our vampires broody Factor: 10
Why did it take them so long to go to Alaska Factor: 9
Fang Rating: 9
Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) Twilight (2008)
Fun fact: Like totalfilm.com, Edward never sleeps.
Let battle commence...
For various reasons there is little point explaining, Edward Cullen has found himself in Alaska during the period of darkness which envelopes the barren landscape each year.
Coming across the nefarious Marlow and his band of murderous fang-fiends, Edward is taken by surprise as he is attacked for his human-loving politics.
Marlowe leads the fray, punching Cullen repeatedly. Cullen just smiles back.
“What are you smiling about?” demands Marlowe. As he holds the boy up for another beating, a pack of very large Polar Bears charge Marlowe, tearing him to shreds.
In the wake of the attack, Marlowe’s gang bugger off, realising there is little point fighting creatures who have obviously fallen deeply in love with the sullen, handsome vampire.
Edward Cullen wins!
Edward Cullen 4 – Vampires 0
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