Count Dracula (Christopher Lee) Dracula (1958)
Seven-time Dracula Christopher Lee is perhaps the most iconic and recognisable of the screen Draculas, despite the role being originated by Bela Lugosi in the Universal film in the 1930s.
Lee's Dracula is based on the novel, but significant chages include the fact he can't shape-shift, and doesn't appear to get any younger throughout the story.
Hey, wait a minute... aren't you Count Dooku? Factor: 10
Ability to also by Saruman from Lord of the Rings: 10
Fang Rating: 10
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Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) Twilight (2008)
Fun fact: Pattinson got his break in acting when he was spotted in an amatuer production of Tess of the D'Ubervilles.
Let battle commence...
Dracula arrives in the room as mist under the door, trying to intimidate his opponent with his dramatics.
He gives the boy his most menacing stare and begins to walk slowly towards him.
Fixing Edward in his hypnotic gaze, he has him under his spell, free to do with as he commands.
“Stand up”, he asks. “Walk over here.”
Edward does as he’s told.
“Show me your neck.” Says the Count, bloodlust rampant in his gaze. Edward does as he’s told.
The Count presents his teeth, throws his cape dramatically to one side, and goes in for the bite, at which point Edward, faking the whole time, take a whole Garlic out of his pocket, bites a chunk and kisses Dracula square on the lips.
He smiles, chewing on the Garlic, as Dracula’s face melts before him, Raiders of the Lost Ark style, before disappearing into a puddle of sludge.
Edward tosses the rest of the Garlic over his shoulder, rubs his hands, and saunters off to play a little Vampire baseball.
Edward Cullen wins!
Edward Cullen 7 – Vampires 0
Next: The Count vs. Edward
Comments
parker
Oct 6th 2009, 9:24
what, no kurt barlow from salem's lot (1979)
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minorityreport
Oct 6th 2009, 10:57
For shame, TF - no Near Dark vampires? They'd soon put Edward in his place - and by in his place, I mean flat on his back with Severen's spur slicing his jugular open. That's how you deal with these emo b***hes.
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Impulse
Oct 6th 2009, 18:06
Just let Angelus loose on the wee freak and we can put an end to all this twilight nonsense.
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bentgaga
Oct 7th 2009, 2:35
spike and drusilla tag team effort
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KerrAvon
Oct 10th 2009, 0:27
This is bull the count would have ripped that 2 dimensional sap apart n seconds. I am the count and I love to make sexy time with Bella. One time with Bella, ah, ah, ah, two...and so on
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mallach
Oct 10th 2009, 11:47
since when did 12 year old girls start writing articles for Total Film. is a merger with heat on the cards?
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Louise
Oct 11th 2009, 16:41
This is all wrong, i woundn't know where to start
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firas76
Dec 4th 2009, 22:29
this must be totally wrong Edward can beat non of the mentioned right!!!
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Stratburst
Dec 9th 2009, 17:19
Here's how the Dracula-Edward showdown would actually play out: Dracula glides in, towering over the diminutive Edward. intimidated by the 6'5" Transylvanian warlord, starts to cry. Dracula sneers, "You are no vampire, girly-man!" before bisecting Edward's head with a two-handed broadsword and impaling him on an 8' pike. Bella then joins Dracula and his wives in a 5-way orgy while Edward – his head split open and impaled on a pike – composes bad Gothic poetry about how abstinence is wonderful and life really sucks. Edward = 0, Dracula = 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .
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sara100
May 10th 2010, 3:11
i think that Edward collins/Robert patterson should play in almost every movie like twillight because he is so cool! I dont care what yaw say about Edward/Robert but i know who he is and he is VERY VERY VERY SPECIAL!!!!! Think about it PEOPLE!!!!!? :(
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BlueOh
Jun 17th 2011, 13:20
Just no.
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