Battle Royale: Movie Vs TV Dinosaurs
A prehistoric punch-up for the ages...
BY Jul 1st 2009 15:15PMFILED UNDER: Features
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T-Rex - Jurassic Park (1993)
The king of the movie dinosaurs. Steven Spielberg used his time machine to drag a real-life T-Rex into the ‘90s, so he could make it the star of Jurassic Park.
Seriously, it’s the only way to explain that film.
Being A Total Bad-Ass Score: 10
Hit Singles Score: 0
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T. Rex - Top Of The Pops (1970)
Unfortunately, Steven asks ET to pilot the time machine, the little chap gets a bit confused and he taps in the wrong co-ordinates on the journey home with his massive finger.
The boys end up in the Top Of The Pops studio while T. Rex are performing their hit single Ride A White Swan.
Feeling peckish, the T-Rex decides to go for a Currie (Steve), chomps down on the soon to be ironically named keyboardist Dino Dines, before having Marc Bolan as an elaborately garnished pud.
Spielberg shoves the Rex back into the time machine, resolving to go back and put history right, when he needs new dinosaurs for Jurassic Park 2.
Unfortunately, the event is televised and creates a butterfly effect that changes the space-time continuum, leading to the events documented in this NSFW video.
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Hit Singles Score: 7
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1: pimpernel says
So Movie Dinos always win...
What about Primeval, or are they not dinosaurs (never watched it) or something?
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2: adammiller2k says
in the 1950s godzilla, he is just woken up by the bikini atol bombings...the bomb in real life poisoned the sea and fish (and killed 4 fisherman) so that's why godzilla glows and s**t. that's also why not everyone wants to kill him...he survived the atomic blast, some characters in the film want to know why. ishiro honda, he made a story about a dude in a rubber suit amazing, shame on you for using the american version (where the bomb-blame is placed on france and not the usa).
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