Battle Royale: When Movie Robots Fight TV Robots
6 mental metal scraps…
BY Jun 1st 2009 11:11AMFILED UNDER: Features
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To celebrate Terminator Salvation rolling into cinemas, we've decided to bring together the baddest and saddest 'bots in movie and telly history for a big metal scrap.
These bad-ass bags of bolts can't wait to brawl - so we're going to step out of the way and toss the terrible twosomes into the ring, and see which metallic maniac makes it out operational...
T-X (Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines)
The most evolved Terminator is a lady – take that gender politics! She’s got a full ‘bot bag of tricks, including a plasma energy gun arm thing, a mouth modem, and the ability to make her boobs go bigger. Take that gender poli… oh.
Weapons that are part of her body score : 9
Looking like a robot score: 3
Boob factor: 9
Seven Of Nine (Star Trek: Voyager)
Terminatrix’s greatest telly foe is Seven Of Nine, who, as well as having a name that sounds a bit like the serial number on the back of a Terminator’s neck, also comes from a race of cyborgs that want to enslave / exterminate humanity.
But Nine doesn’t quite have the killer instinct of the Terminatrix, having gone all soppy as a result of flying around in space for too long.
So, despite an amusing incident in which the T-X tried to mimick Nine’s cup size and toppled over face first, the Cyberdyne psycho won the day by simply being a bigger bastard.
Weapons that are part of her body score: 2
Looking like a robot score: 1
Boob factor: 10
Next: R2D2, Inspector Gadget
Print Comments (8)
1: fuzzcaminski says
Can i see Bender fighting robocop please. The ultimate bad guy robot from tv fighting the ultimate good guy robot from film. Oh and South Park's Awesomo Vs Jonny 5. Two really rather s****y robots facing off to find out who is/isn't the s*******t robot around. Cheers me dears
Posted: Jun 1st 2009 // 12:58PMAlert a moderator
2: durden says
yeah,dudes!!!what about bender!?!?he can fight anybody...imean,he IS bender...perhaps against c3p0.i'd like to see that annoying pile of metal get his a*s kicked!
Posted: Jun 1st 2009 // 2:08PMAlert a moderator
3: Desperation says
I was about to suggest Johnny 5 fighting EVE, but then i remembered that he turned pacifist and had his laser removed.
Shame though,as i reckon it would have been a good fight. Okay, Johnny 5 can't move as fast as EVE, nor can he fly, but he sure could take a beating.
Posted: Jun 1st 2009 // 5:03PMAlert a moderator
4: fineyboy says
if a ten year old kid and an aged robot can fight off the t-1000 then number six would kick its a**e this blatant attempt to make movie robots better than tv robots has failed
Posted: Jun 10th 2009 // 2:44PMAlert a moderator
5: johandav says
How about Gigantor vs. the Iron Giant? They might match up pretty well, actually . . .
Posted: Jun 10th 2009 // 2:47PMAlert a moderator
6: somewhatfrail says
T-1000 vs. T-X.
Any Transformer vs. a Harvester.
K.I.T.T. vs. a Moto-terminator.
Posted: Jun 12th 2009 // 4:15PMAlert a moderator
7: stronglook says
You've done TV vs TV on the last one, as you've quite clearly used Ravage from the 80s TV series not TF2:ROTF.... : D
Posted: Jul 10th 2009 // 10:48AMAlert a moderator
8: rhpsfan1 says
Battle Droids (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy) Vs. Daleks (Doctor Who)
The Fight:The Battle Droids are deployed, roaring to life grabbing thier blasters, standing at attention, ready for battle.
"Be prepared for anything!" "Roger,Roger!"
Truth be told they weren't, as all of a sudden thier surrounded by Daleks.
Then we hear this...
"Exterminate, Exterminate, Exterminate!"
The Daleks then open fire on The Battle Droids wiping them with one collective blast.
The Battle Droids didn't stand a chance.
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