Battle Royale: When Movie Robots Fight TV Robots

6 mental metal scraps…

R2D2 (Star Wars)

Don’t be fooled by his chirpy, bleepy demeanour, R2 has a mean streak a mile wide.

So arrogant he can’t even be bothered to use his ability to fly to help his friends at any point from Episode III, D2 probably has a million more tricks up his sleeve he never bothered to share with us.

That makes him a dangerous foe.

Hidden gadgets score: 9

Looking like a robot score: 9

Twat factor: 10

Inspector Gadget

Gadget on the other extending hand can’t stop showing off all the idiotic tricks up his baggy sleeve.

Which is probably why, when he met R2D2 for the first time, his famed luck ran out.

While Gadget was slipping around all over the place on his Gadget skates accidentally solving about six crimes, R2 trundled over to him, slowly.

Despite his Gadget binoculars being fully operational, the Inspector was surprised by the sudden presence of the little droid, and attempted to use his Gadget copter to make his escape.

It was at this point that R2 chucked a spinning lightsaber out of his bonce, lopping off Inspector Gadget’s head like it was Luke Skywalker’s left limb.

Gadget’s head plopped to the floor, while his arms and legs extended in a silent tribute to the felled officer.

Hidden gadgets score: 10

Looking like a robot score: 7

Twat factor: 10

Next: ED-209, Metal Mickey

Comments

    • fuzzcaminski

      Jun 1st 2009, 12:58

      Can i see Bender fighting robocop please. The ultimate bad guy robot from tv fighting the ultimate good guy robot from film. Oh and South Park's Awesomo Vs Jonny 5. Two really rather s****y robots facing off to find out who is/isn't the s*******t robot around. Cheers me dears

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    • durden

      Jun 1st 2009, 14:08

      yeah,dudes!!!what about bender!?!?he can fight anybody...imean,he IS bender...perhaps against c3p0.i'd like to see that annoying pile of metal get his a*s kicked!

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    • Desperation

      Jun 1st 2009, 17:03

      I was about to suggest Johnny 5 fighting EVE, but then i remembered that he turned pacifist and had his laser removed. Shame though,as i reckon it would have been a good fight. Okay, Johnny 5 can't move as fast as EVE, nor can he fly, but he sure could take a beating.

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    • fineyboy

      Jun 10th 2009, 14:44

      if a ten year old kid and an aged robot can fight off the t-1000 then number six would kick its a**e this blatant attempt to make movie robots better than tv robots has failed

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    • johandav

      Jun 10th 2009, 14:47

      How about Gigantor vs. the Iron Giant? They might match up pretty well, actually . . .

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    • somewhatfrail

      Jun 12th 2009, 16:15

      T-1000 vs. T-X. Any Transformer vs. a Harvester. K.I.T.T. vs. a Moto-terminator.

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    • stronglook

      Jul 10th 2009, 10:48

      You've done TV vs TV on the last one, as you've quite clearly used Ravage from the 80s TV series not TF2:ROTF.... : D

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    • rhpsfan1

      Dec 18th 2009, 18:37

      Battle Droids (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy) Vs. Daleks (Doctor Who) The Fight:The Battle Droids are deployed, roaring to life grabbing thier blasters, standing at attention, ready for battle. "Be prepared for anything!" "Roger,Roger!" Truth be told they weren't, as all of a sudden thier surrounded by Daleks. Then we hear this... "Exterminate, Exterminate, Exterminate!" The Daleks then open fire on The Battle Droids wiping them with one collective blast. The Battle Droids didn't stand a chance.

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