ED-209 (RoboCop)
Looking like a cross between an American muscle car and a Vietnam helicopter, with a voice that sounds like a cougar growling backwards, and a face so mean it doesn’t even have eyes, the ED-209 would probably be king of the robots if it wasn’t so… stupid.
As it stands, it’d take a pretty rubbish robot to lose to this idiot.
Machine guns on arms: 3
External high-capacity ammo magazines: 3
Stupid great big ears: 0
Metal Mickey (Metal Mickey)
Looking like someone tried to fashion a fool out of a monkey, a tin opener and some moon boots, Metal Mickey is one of the crappest robots in sci-fi history. He’s so embarrassing even C3P0 shuns him at social events.
So, it should come as no surprise who wins this one.
Mickey is shoved into a room containing ED-209.
ED orders Mickey to surrender, who complies and affectionately calls 209 a little fruitbat, before offering him an Atomic Thunderburster.
ED-209 mistakes the sweet for a weapon, and opens fire on Mickey for a full five hours. Mickey is heard to utter one last boogie, boogie, boogie, before shutting down permanently forever. Literally no-one cares.
Machine guns on arms: 0
External high-capacity ammo magazines: 0
Stupid great big ears: 2
Next: Ravage, K-9
Comments
fuzzcaminski
Jun 1st 2009, 12:58
Can i see Bender fighting robocop please. The ultimate bad guy robot from tv fighting the ultimate good guy robot from film. Oh and South Park's Awesomo Vs Jonny 5. Two really rather s****y robots facing off to find out who is/isn't the s*******t robot around. Cheers me dears
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durden
Jun 1st 2009, 14:08
yeah,dudes!!!what about bender!?!?he can fight anybody...imean,he IS bender...perhaps against c3p0.i'd like to see that annoying pile of metal get his a*s kicked!
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Desperation
Jun 1st 2009, 17:03
I was about to suggest Johnny 5 fighting EVE, but then i remembered that he turned pacifist and had his laser removed. Shame though,as i reckon it would have been a good fight. Okay, Johnny 5 can't move as fast as EVE, nor can he fly, but he sure could take a beating.
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fineyboy
Jun 10th 2009, 14:44
if a ten year old kid and an aged robot can fight off the t-1000 then number six would kick its a**e this blatant attempt to make movie robots better than tv robots has failed
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johandav
Jun 10th 2009, 14:47
How about Gigantor vs. the Iron Giant? They might match up pretty well, actually . . .
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somewhatfrail
Jun 12th 2009, 16:15
T-1000 vs. T-X. Any Transformer vs. a Harvester. K.I.T.T. vs. a Moto-terminator.
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stronglook
Jul 10th 2009, 10:48
You've done TV vs TV on the last one, as you've quite clearly used Ravage from the 80s TV series not TF2:ROTF.... : D
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rhpsfan1
Dec 18th 2009, 18:37
Battle Droids (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy) Vs. Daleks (Doctor Who) The Fight:The Battle Droids are deployed, roaring to life grabbing thier blasters, standing at attention, ready for battle. "Be prepared for anything!" "Roger,Roger!" Truth be told they weren't, as all of a sudden thier surrounded by Daleks. Then we hear this... "Exterminate, Exterminate, Exterminate!" The Daleks then open fire on The Battle Droids wiping them with one collective blast. The Battle Droids didn't stand a chance.
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