Ravage (Transformers 2: Revenge Of The Fallen)
Ravage is a robot that looks like a jaguar one minute, and a cassette tape the next. One is slightly more scary than the other, but both are more terrifying than a dog made out of a shoebox.
Ability to transform into a dead media score: 10
Frequency of being confused with a dog score: 9
Capacity to bully a kid in a wheelchair: 10
K-9 (Doctor Who)
Yep, Doctor Who’s mate may have a laser on his nose and the ability to explode at will, but he’s still no match for Soundwave’s favourite pet.
K-9 stumbles onto Ravage who’s hiding in some shadows listening in on someone else’s conversation, for a change.
When K-9 accidentally draws attention to him – “Are you my master?” - Ravage totally loses his temper and bites K-9’s face right off.
Soundwave turns up and stamps on K-9’s crippled head, Ravage transforms into a cassette and they record the sound of K-9’s gurgling final howls. They listen back to it a couple of days later, and wonder what they’re doing with their lives.
Ability to transform into a dead media score: 0
Frequency of being confused with a dog score: 5
Capacity to bully a kid in a wheelchair: 0
Next: T-1000, Number Six
Comments
fuzzcaminski
Jun 1st 2009, 12:58
Can i see Bender fighting robocop please. The ultimate bad guy robot from tv fighting the ultimate good guy robot from film. Oh and South Park's Awesomo Vs Jonny 5. Two really rather s****y robots facing off to find out who is/isn't the s*******t robot around. Cheers me dears
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durden
Jun 1st 2009, 14:08
yeah,dudes!!!what about bender!?!?he can fight anybody...imean,he IS bender...perhaps against c3p0.i'd like to see that annoying pile of metal get his a*s kicked!
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Desperation
Jun 1st 2009, 17:03
I was about to suggest Johnny 5 fighting EVE, but then i remembered that he turned pacifist and had his laser removed. Shame though,as i reckon it would have been a good fight. Okay, Johnny 5 can't move as fast as EVE, nor can he fly, but he sure could take a beating.
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fineyboy
Jun 10th 2009, 14:44
if a ten year old kid and an aged robot can fight off the t-1000 then number six would kick its a**e this blatant attempt to make movie robots better than tv robots has failed
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johandav
Jun 10th 2009, 14:47
How about Gigantor vs. the Iron Giant? They might match up pretty well, actually . . .
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somewhatfrail
Jun 12th 2009, 16:15
T-1000 vs. T-X. Any Transformer vs. a Harvester. K.I.T.T. vs. a Moto-terminator.
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stronglook
Jul 10th 2009, 10:48
You've done TV vs TV on the last one, as you've quite clearly used Ravage from the 80s TV series not TF2:ROTF.... : D
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rhpsfan1
Dec 18th 2009, 18:37
Battle Droids (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy) Vs. Daleks (Doctor Who) The Fight:The Battle Droids are deployed, roaring to life grabbing thier blasters, standing at attention, ready for battle. "Be prepared for anything!" "Roger,Roger!" Truth be told they weren't, as all of a sudden thier surrounded by Daleks. Then we hear this... "Exterminate, Exterminate, Exterminate!" The Daleks then open fire on The Battle Droids wiping them with one collective blast. The Battle Droids didn't stand a chance.
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