Battle Royale: When Movie Robots Fight TV Robots

6 mental metal scraps…

T-1000 (Terminator 2: Judgement Day)

It might not be as tricked-out as the T-X model, but the T-1000 just seems so much cooler somehow.

Perhaps because it’s because he's the only ‘bot we’ve ever seen that doesn’t appear to be made from clock parts and oven foil, perhaps it’s because he can turn his arm into a massive milk-carton killing knife, or perhaps it’s simply because Terminator 3 was rubbish.

Whatever, the T-1000 is one of our favourite ever liquid metal men, and he’s so tough he’d even be able to defeat one of our favourite ever metal ladies.

Ability to ooze body between prison bars score: 10

Ability to invade other people’s movies score: 10

Ability to give fanboys wet dreams score: 5

Number Six (Battlestar Galactica)

So sexy she makes the T-X look like a Z-X (Spectrum), Six would be our favourite for this fight, if she didn’t rely on her looks to get her through the galaxy.

As it stands, she’d walk into a fight with the T-1000 wearing a tight red dress, flutter her eyelids a bit and expect him to turn to jelly.

Instead, the T-1000 would turn his arm into a giant kitchen knife and use it to stab Number Six straight to the nearest resurrection ship. So don’t worry BSG boys, she’ll be back.

Ability to ooze body between prison bars score: 0

Ability to invade other people’s movies score: 0

Ability to give fanboys wet dreams score: 10

Next: Optimus Prime, Hypnodisc

Comments

    • fuzzcaminski

      Jun 1st 2009, 12:58

      Can i see Bender fighting robocop please. The ultimate bad guy robot from tv fighting the ultimate good guy robot from film. Oh and South Park's Awesomo Vs Jonny 5. Two really rather s****y robots facing off to find out who is/isn't the s*******t robot around. Cheers me dears

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    • durden

      Jun 1st 2009, 14:08

      yeah,dudes!!!what about bender!?!?he can fight anybody...imean,he IS bender...perhaps against c3p0.i'd like to see that annoying pile of metal get his a*s kicked!

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    • Desperation

      Jun 1st 2009, 17:03

      I was about to suggest Johnny 5 fighting EVE, but then i remembered that he turned pacifist and had his laser removed. Shame though,as i reckon it would have been a good fight. Okay, Johnny 5 can't move as fast as EVE, nor can he fly, but he sure could take a beating.

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    • fineyboy

      Jun 10th 2009, 14:44

      if a ten year old kid and an aged robot can fight off the t-1000 then number six would kick its a**e this blatant attempt to make movie robots better than tv robots has failed

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    • johandav

      Jun 10th 2009, 14:47

      How about Gigantor vs. the Iron Giant? They might match up pretty well, actually . . .

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    • somewhatfrail

      Jun 12th 2009, 16:15

      T-1000 vs. T-X. Any Transformer vs. a Harvester. K.I.T.T. vs. a Moto-terminator.

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    • stronglook

      Jul 10th 2009, 10:48

      You've done TV vs TV on the last one, as you've quite clearly used Ravage from the 80s TV series not TF2:ROTF.... : D

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    • rhpsfan1

      Dec 18th 2009, 18:37

      Battle Droids (Star Wars Prequel Trilogy) Vs. Daleks (Doctor Who) The Fight:The Battle Droids are deployed, roaring to life grabbing thier blasters, standing at attention, ready for battle. "Be prepared for anything!" "Roger,Roger!" Truth be told they weren't, as all of a sudden thier surrounded by Daleks. Then we hear this... "Exterminate, Exterminate, Exterminate!" The Daleks then open fire on The Battle Droids wiping them with one collective blast. The Battle Droids didn't stand a chance.

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