Best & Worst: Insult
The Best: LOTR vs Star Wars
Film: Clerks II (2006)
Why It Rocks: Kevin Smith hands Peter Jackson’s middle earth amblers a beat-down. How? In the form of Star Wars acolyte Randal’s (Jeff Anderson) withering description of the Lord Of The Rings trilogy as “just a bunch of walkin’”.
Cue threats from the Tolkien head to “kick his ass back to the Shire” and spew all over the Mooby’s floor.
The Worst: The Giant Poop Monster
Film: Dogma (1999)
Why It Sucks: Not technically an onscreen swipe but an insult to moviegoers everywhere. Convoluted Catholic loopholes, demonic hockey players and fallen angels we’ll take.
But a steaming pile of crap presenting itself as a fearsome monster? Sorry Kev, we’re going to have to flush this one.
Next: Sentimental Scene
Comments
Gorty
Oct 30th 2010, 1:02
Wow, in another article you put Alanis Morisette as God as one of biggest miscasts in movies ever and here you praise it.
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