Best & Worst: Movie Star Tweeters

Nitwits and Twitpicks... Just who's worth following?

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The Best

Nathan Fillion
http://www.twitter.com/NathanFillion

Followers: 330,025

A graduate of the Snarky School of Whedon, it’s no surprise that Fillion is a Twit with a wit. Frankly, this guy has charm coming out of his bottom, and he’s happy to share it all with his legion of followers.

“It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether,” says the Serenity star. True words, Mr Fillion, thank God you make those 140 characters count. We feel a mancrush blossoming.

Typical Tweets: “Had a strange hand shake last night. Reminded me that handshakes should be from two to four shakes. Thoughts?”

“Goodbye, London. You are a bitch for making me miss you. But a Lady for how I love you. But a bitch, too.”

“Is it weird that when I hugged @Alyssa_Milano today, I had to refrain from squeezing her to death a la Lenny from Of Mice And Men?”

The Worst

Kirstie Alley
http://www.twitter.com/kirstiealley

Followers: 427,497

Following Kirstie is sort of like acquiring an (unwanted, downright scary) insight into the kooky mental workings of your giddy Aunt Nora.

Obscenely perky, Kirstie’s apparently under the impression that her followers are actual, uh, followers - yes, welcome to the Cult of Kirstie. Cue life-bolstering messages issued with all the preachiness of a gospel sermon, but without the joyful hand-clapping (one can only assume).

Is she even trying to be funny? We can’t really tell...

Typical Tweets: “PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE...I am NOT Jonny boy's PIMP...I am simply his lover..he doesn't do tricks at the snap of my fingers....it takes CANDY”

“GOOD MORNING KNIGHTS OF THE UNIVERSE..just want to remind us that we really ARE fearless and GOODNESS DOES win out over evil..SO PERSEVERE!!”

“Have a SUPER day and GO TO THE MOVIES..so many fun ones out now..I'm going to go see OLD DOGS...me loves my Jonny T....stay warm!”

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Comments

    • BonesUk1980

      Dec 3rd 2009, 14:24

      No kevin smith. shame.

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    • KerrAvon

      Dec 3rd 2009, 14:32

      Or Graham Lineham

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    • fortunesfool

      Dec 3rd 2009, 16:36

      Kevin Smith is very irritating on Twitter. After the first few pages of hearing about 'eating his wife's a*s' it gets a bit tired.

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    • YoSafBridge

      Dec 4th 2009, 3:10

      I'm saddened by the lack of any Simon Pegg or Edgar Wright on this list...

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    • YoSafBridge

      Dec 4th 2009, 3:12

      That's not to mention Peter Serafinowitz...who I guess could be said to have been left out because he's not exactly a movie star, but dammit he's by far the funniest person to follow on Twitter. Ever. Neil Patrick Harris is reaching towards Nathan Fillion status though...Felicia Day is great too. I just wish Joss Whedon would join up.

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    • ebrown2112

      Dec 4th 2009, 12:18

      My fav celeb Tweeters (not just movie stars): Michael J. Nelson, Bill Corbett, Kevin Murphy (MST3K) James Urbaniak (Venture Bros., L&O:CI) Alyssa Milano Rachael Leigh Cook Diane Neal (Law & Order: Special Victims Unit) Neal Baer, L&O:SVU showrunner Thomas Lennon (Reno 911!) Rainn Wilson (The Office) Paul F. Tompkins John Hodgman Stephen Colbert (The Daily Show, The Colbert Report) Roger Ebert & Richard Roeper (you know who they are) Also from the tv show Heroes: cast members Kristen Bell, Deanne Bray, Brea Grant, Greg Grunberg, David H. Lawrence XVII, James Kyson Lee, Dawn Olivieri, Ray Park, Zachary Quinto, Todd Stashwick, Milo Ventimiglia, and crew members Wendi Lynn Avignon, James Clark, Erin Fitzgerald, Oliver Grigsby, and Keri Owens Luna. No other cast/crew connects with their fans better.

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    • tenstrings

      Dec 7th 2009, 20:05

      Milla Jovovich gives good tweet(!)

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