Why It Rocks: It was voted one of the best by the team behind FanFiction.net, easily the biggest library for fan writing about any book/TV show/film etc ever.
If this lot think you do good work, it counts for something. And in a world where quality is rarely the main aim of the scribblers, Awakenings is a well-crafted tale.
Twilia, The Girl Who Waz In Luv With A Vampyre
Why It Bites: Actually, we're still trying to decide it this was a carefully crafted hoax - it's written in such gibberish teen-speak that it cries out as fake. So much so that is was deleted from FanFiction.net.
Still, someone preserved chunks of it, so go have a look if you need a chuckle.