Woody Allen has been churning out material for TV, film and stage for nearly 60 years. Doing everything from directing, writing and performing has made him a true Hollywood heavyweight...well, maybe not that heavy. He's only 5'5.

But with such a long career, there have been plenty of meshuggeneh moments that has made us slap our foreheads and mumble "Oi Vey!"

His latest release, Whatever Works with l'adulte terrible Larry David will, we hope, be a gloriously neurotic return to comedy form, so let's look back through the back catalogue and pick the best and worst bits from Allen Past...

Best & Worst: Scarlett Johansson Sauce Scene

Best: The Same Sex Smooch

Film: Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)

Why It Rocks: Oh, we don't know, maybe because it's two of the world's hottest women getting mucky in a dark room!

Isn't that enough for you, huh? HUH?

This beautiful image is only ruined by the fact that we presume Woody's probably perving just off camera. Ew.

Worst: Any Scene In Match Point

Film: Match Point (2005)

Why It Sucks: Well, ScarJo romps throughout this flick, but it's all with annoying, upperclass imbred lah-dee-dah 'oh you simply must come and stay at our villa in the south of France' toffy gits.

Her dialogue's weak too, but it probably doesn't help that Johnathan Rhys Meyers' tongue's constantly down her throat.

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