The Plot: The misadventures of Randy Pan The Goat Boy, wowing the laydees with his throaty guffaw and distinctive smell of old boot.

Essentially, it's Pan's Labyrinth redone as a porno, with Goatboy's fantasy props being his purple wand and hairy sack of magic.

Key Scene:  Goatboy lures two co-eds ino his maze to watch - and re-enact - lesbian porn

Sample Dialogue: "Huh huh huh huh.  Tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulder and let me wear you like a feed-bag!"