Bill Hicks Routines That Should Be Movies

God, drugs and wicked wit from the master of stand-up

By Simon KinnearMay 14th 2010
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Vengeful Jesus

The Plot: The Prince of Peace is back, but he's pissed off.

Armed with an Uzi, he sets out on a mission to right the world's wrongs.

Sounds like the perfect sequel to Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, really.

Key Scene: Jesus goes loco on some Christians who are wearing crosses - the last thing he wants to see.

Sample Dialogue: I didn't tell you what kind of mood I was coming back in, did I fuckers?!"

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