Arriving in Egypt in The Spy Who Loved Me on a mission to discover who’s put a hi-tech submarine tracking device on the black market, Roger Moore tries to blend in by donning some flowing white robes that look like they have been lifted from Lawrence of Arabia’s wardrobe.

Luckily his first point of contact turns out to be a Sheik he studied with in Cambridge, with a tent full of lovelies to pass some time with. “When one is in Egypt, one should delve deeply into its treasures,” says Bond with a leer that would make Jim Davidson proud.