Working undercover as baronet Sir Hilary Bray from the London College of Arms in On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, George Lazenby’s Bond arrives for dinner at Ernst Stavro Blofeld’s Swiss hideout Piz Gloria wearing a traditional Scottish kilt – thereby enabling randy Lancashire lass Angela Scoular to imprint her room number in lipstick on his upper thigh.

“Just a slight stiffening coming on” is how 007 explains his changed demeanour. It is not long, though, before he lets the kilt drop to the ground, prompting Scoular’s Ruby to scream “It’s true!” as she gets an eyeful of the Bond family jewels.