Disguised as a gaucho in the kind of poncho that Clint Eastwood made his own in his Spaghetti Western trilogy, Bond’s arrival at MI5’s Brazilian outpost in Moonraker is (predictably) accompanied by Elmer Bernstein’s theme from The Magnificent Seven. This, however, is just one of Sir Roger’s crimes against fashion in his fourth outing as 007.

Others include the safari suit he sports in the Amazon jungle, the yellow clobber and leather helmet he wears on Drax’s space station and that silk monstrosity he wears in Rio de Janeiro. Oh well: at least he doesn’t put on a clown outfit…