Pitch: Employ a bevy of brainwashed beauties to carry germs back to their respective countries, then blackmail the world with the threat of bacteriological armageddon.

Flaws: Girls are so fickle and will happily spill the beans about your top-secret plan to the first secret agent who comes along in a kilt.

Suggestions: Genetically modified crops will have the same effect – and they’re legal!