Expendables 2: 18 Possible Plots

By Mark PowellAug 18th 2010
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The Comedy Version

In A Nutshell: Sly brings a sack of his loveable old Rocky-isms to the table, while everyone else gets a fat quota of slick one-liners and slapstick pratfalls to deliver.

Who's In It? Largely the same cast, but with a few '80s comedy stalwarts in there for good measure - cue Murphy, Chase and Ackroyd cameos?

Pros: Hopefully some of the most deliriously OTT trigger-pulling quips in cinema history.

Cons: Prepare to see the internet swamped in YouTube remixes, fan spoofs and animated avatars until every last ounce of humour - accidental or otherwise - has been thoroughly wrung out.

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    • aragorn01

      Sep 25th 2010, 2:01

      I so welcome a sequel from the ol' pros. and i wanna see MORE of action stars from the olden days of action flicks, especially those who've starred with Sly, in his past movies, like Kurt Russell, Wesley Snipes, Rocky's Carl Weather, Mr. T & Hulk Hogan...AND Sandra Bullock (why not?). I also wanna see other action icons of their days, other than Arnie and Bruno, like: Steven Seagal, Don Johnson (both together in Machete), Jackie Chan, Donnie Yen, Sonny Chiba, Franco Nero, CLINT EASTWOOD and, of course, VAN DAMME. Don't really care bout the plot. just gimme more carnage and sexy gals...yeaahhhh....

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