How To Make An Oscar Winner

Grab the Academy’s attention…



    • Hadouken76

      Oct 29th 2011, 20:41

      Failing that, bribe... sorry...bombarde the f**k out of the voters with a campaign of bribery, sorry...' trinkets and sweetners', so your undeserving picture reaps the gold even though no-one can remember a single line or scene from its bribery-enchanced status of paper champion!. (SEE SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE and Gwyneth Paltrow for a shocking example of blatant nepotism and how it pays to be the spawn of hollywood royalty).

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    • StuartLightyear

      Oct 29th 2011, 21:55

      Add in an orginal song! They love an original song!

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    • McSerious

      Oct 30th 2011, 17:16

      You missed the most important rule! Never go full retard!

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    • FBETobias

      Nov 1st 2011, 22:11

      If the academy likes Martin Scorsese then why was Shutter Island never nominated. This article is horrible and anyone that thinks otherwise stop watching horrible movies like Transformers and watch The Tree of Life. The majority of Americans are uneducated in good cinematography.

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