If Final Destination has taught us anything, it's that we shouldn't fly, especially not on budget airlines with names like Volée Airlines. But if you do have to take to the skies, here are some things to look out for:
Are there scuffmarks on the door? Can you stow your tray table in the upright position? Does the flight number resemble a Jim Bowen catchphrase from a darts-based game show - a recurring omen of death in the Final Destination franchise (180 that is, not Bullseye)?
Yes? Then take our advice and proceed to your nearest emergency exit.
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Hadouken76
Aug 24th 2011, 11:16
Alternatively just beat him at Twister, like Bill and Ted..
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trist808
Aug 24th 2011, 12:44
Best 3 out of 5 ...? lol
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ChrisWootton
Aug 24th 2011, 15:27
I've seen up to 3... i think, can't remember any of the plots though. They should've stuck with 5nal destination, for the comedy value
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jamiehalus
Aug 25th 2011, 10:00
@Hadouken, quite possibly the best one liner comment i've read on here yet.
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Hadouken76
Aug 26th 2011, 0:57
no worries! :D
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