How To Survive Final Destination

Not so fast, Death...

By Daniel BettridgeAug 24th 2011
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Avoid Incompetent Emergency Services

Firemen, great for rescuing cats out of trees and posing for charity calendars, but as welcome as a hole in the head when it comes to using the jaws of life whilst your noggin is inches away from a sharp metal pole.

So remember don't dial 999, because if Death doesn't get you, incompetent emergency services will.

Watch the incident of unwanted assistance here.

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    • Hadouken76

      Aug 24th 2011, 11:16

      Alternatively just beat him at Twister, like Bill and Ted..

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    • trist808

      Aug 24th 2011, 12:44

      Best 3 out of 5 ...? lol

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    • ChrisWootton

      Aug 24th 2011, 15:27

      I've seen up to 3... i think, can't remember any of the plots though. They should've stuck with 5nal destination, for the comedy value

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    • jamiehalus

      Aug 25th 2011, 10:00

      @Hadouken, quite possibly the best one liner comment i've read on here yet.

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    • Hadouken76

      Aug 26th 2011, 0:57

      no worries! :D

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