Michael Myers (Tony Moran) in Halloween (1978)
Rap Sheet: Sororicide (aged six), mass murder, GTA, stealing a Shatner mask.
Getaway: After plummeting off a balcony, The Shape escapes.
Psych Report: "Murder at the age of six would lead to psychiatric assessment and in this case a Conduct Disorder diagnosis. The development of an Antisocial/Dissocial Personality Disorder in adult life, alongside high level of risk to the public, would lead to indefinite detention under the Mental Health act."
Prosecution: "You could rely on the early killing and his medical history in relation to his later crimes, but without forensic evidence it's hard. Often the local nutter gets accused, but when it's analysed there isn't any compelling evidence."
Defence: "Six is below the age of criminal responsiblity so he can plead 'doli incapax'. For the rest, an ID defence is the obvious route because of the mask, but his doctor would be a compelling witness. This one's a plea."
Verdict: It's life in the loony bin for this most fruitsome of loops - no sequels or remakes! Yay!
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thebearjew
Feb 5th 2010, 18:26
way to give away one of the biggest and best spoilers of all time so blatantly like that
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