X-Wing Fighter

In Star Wars: The Incom T-65 X-Wing Fighter is among the rebels’ greatest weapons.

A swift, manoeuvrable, adaptable little craft, it can travel in both atmospheres and outer space and even boasts a hyperdrive, which you don’t generally see in vehicles this compact.

It doesn’t do very well in swamps, though it is generally waterproof.

In Real Life: Sick and tired of that morning commute? Bored of sitting in traffic? Look like a pillock in Lycra and far too lazy to cycle to work?

The T-65 is the answer to all your prayers!

It can travel around 650mph (faster if you engage the deflector shields to work against drag), blasters for shooting 4X4 wankers for fun and a handy Astromech droid that combines quick repairs with a fully featured navigational system and iPod hook-up.

You might want to make the garage a bit bigger, though. And try not to take off near any neighbourhood pets as a toasted dog often offends.

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