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BY James White Jul 2nd 2009 15:15PMFILED UNDER: Features




X-Wing Fighter

In Star Wars: The Incom T-65 X-Wing Fighter is among the rebels’ greatest weapons.

A swift, manoeuvrable, adaptable little craft, it can travel in both atmospheres and outer space and even boasts a hyperdrive, which you don’t generally see in vehicles this compact.

It doesn’t do very well in swamps, though it is generally waterproof.

In Real Life: Sick and tired of that morning commute? Bored of sitting in traffic? Look like a pillock in Lycra and far too lazy to cycle to work?

The T-65 is the answer to all your prayers!

It can travel around 650mph (faster if you engage the deflector shields to work against drag), blasters for shooting 4X4 wankers for fun and a handy Astromech droid that combines quick repairs with a fully featured navigational system and iPod hook-up.

You might want to make the garage a bit bigger, though. And try not to take off near any neighbourhood pets as a toasted dog often offends.

Next: Wampa

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Comments (2)

1: Liamario says

Could this possibly be the worst article ever?

Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 // 5:50PMAlert a moderator

2: jollieoldtime says

Hahaha!!!!!!
My favorite is the X-Wing in real life. Although a lightsaber would be pretty baller.

Posted: Jul 3rd 2009 // 9:09AMAlert a moderator

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