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BY Jul 2nd 2009 15:15PMFILED UNDER: Features
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X-Wing Fighter
In Star Wars: The Incom T-65 X-Wing Fighter is among the rebels’ greatest weapons.
A swift, manoeuvrable, adaptable little craft, it can travel in both atmospheres and outer space and even boasts a hyperdrive, which you don’t generally see in vehicles this compact.
It doesn’t do very well in swamps, though it is generally waterproof.
In Real Life: Sick and tired of that morning commute? Bored of sitting in traffic? Look like a pillock in Lycra and far too lazy to cycle to work?
The T-65 is the answer to all your prayers!
It can travel around 650mph (faster if you engage the deflector shields to work against drag), blasters for shooting 4X4 wankers for fun and a handy Astromech droid that combines quick repairs with a fully featured navigational system and iPod hook-up.
You might want to make the garage a bit bigger, though. And try not to take off near any neighbourhood pets as a toasted dog often offends.
Next: Wampa
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1: Liamario says
Could this possibly be the worst article ever?
Posted: Jul 2nd 2009 // 5:50PMAlert a moderator
2: jollieoldtime says
Hahaha!!!!!!
My favorite is the X-Wing in real life. Although a lightsaber would be pretty baller.
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