If Star Wars Was Real

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Wampa

In Star Wars:
Huge, shaggy and hungry snow-beast, a resident of the planet Hoth who tangles with Luke Skywalker and ends up on the wrong end of his lightsaber.

When, frankly, all he was doing was looking for a handy meal – and Luke was already out later than he should have been. It wasn’t the Wampa’s fault!

In Real Life:
For years, crypto zoologists have speculated on the origins of Bigfoot.

One dark night, the truth is revealed: it’s a Wampa! His name is Gerald and it turns out he’s mostly doing it to scare tourists and make some money.

Unfortunately, he ends up captured and sold to a circus, where he’s treated as just another act.

That is, until he goes bug nuts insane, roars something that translates to “you’ve all been so kind” and mauls 15 people in the audience.

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    • Liamario

      Jul 2nd 2009, 17:50

      Could this possibly be the worst article ever?

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    • jollieoldtime

      Jul 3rd 2009, 9:09

      Hahaha!!!!!! My favorite is the X-Wing in real life. Although a lightsaber would be pretty baller.

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