We open on Harry and Dumbledore at Hogwarts. Dumbledore looks serious. "Harry, you must obey every command I give you," he says, gravely. Uh oh... we don't like where this is going. Does Albus have a clown costume hidden behind his back? 

Oh, no - he's actually being dramatic. "Should I tell you to abandon me and save yourself, you must do so." Bet that won't come into play later in the plot AT All. Thanks, Obi-Wan Kenowizard!

"Your word, Harry." His word is... Slarple! And he wins the prize! We kid.