Can a man ever wear a moustache and not be an evil dictator?

Zere are people who give ze moustache a bad name – Stalin, Einstein und Susan Boyle for example. Und zere are some people ich think would look great mit one.

I alvays imagine ze singer Pink mit a tache – ich don’t know why he’s never tried growing one? I’m not a fan of facial hair – mein body ist completely hairless. In fact I vas ze first Austrian ever to have chemo purely for hair-removal purposes.

A personal question perhaps, but have you always known you were gay? Have you ever been with a woman? And if you wanted to try it out, who would your ideal woman be?

Ich have alvays been incredibly fabulous – in ze very first ultrasound picture ever taken of me in mein mutter’s womb, you can clearly see zat I’d taken ze umbilical cord und wrapped it round my waste with a knot at ze side, like a Marc Jacobs snakeskin surpentine belt.

From ze minute I vas born, ich vas destined to be Brüno. Instead of drinking baby milk, ich used to snort ze powder. Most babies first vords are ‘mama’ or ‘dada’ – Brüno’s vere, ‘I’m gay – get uber it’.

Here’s an AMAZING fact about me – you won’t believe zis, but ich have never been a model!! I don’t think I could ever pass of as being straight – frankly I’m really not capable of dancing zat badly.

How well do you think Hollywood stars dress? Any celebs you think are well-dressed? Or shambolic?

Ich think ze best-dressed person in Hollywood ist Britney – you never know vhat look she vill dream up next – fat, bald, slutty, crazy – it’s so hard to keep up!

Ze worst-dressed person is Zac Efron. Ze only thing he’d look good wearing is Brüno’s thighs around his neck!

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