In your new movie, you adopt a baby from Africa. Why did you choose to go that continent?
Schwartz babies are just übercool zis season – und as an accessory, zey are SO versatile and look good mit pretty much any outfit. Ich have heard zat next season, South American kids – especially little Brazilian street orphans – are going to be HOT HOT HOT!
Ze trouble is, vhat do you do mit the old babies vhen zey’re not cool any more? It’s not like a labradoodle, vhen ze problem can be solved mit a Louis Vuitton zip-up bag, a handful of rocks und ze river Danube.
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