Brad Pitt. Johnny Depp. Tom Cruise. Who would you marry, shag or kill?
Ich am a Buddhist zis season, so I’m not into killing at ze moment. I explained I’m not into marriage before und I don’t vant to shag any of zem again as I’m back mit my boyfriend Diesel und am completely faithful (apart from blowjobs, obviously).
What’s the best season to be gay and what is the gayest thing you have ever done?
Ze best time to be gay ist summer of course – it’s time to go on gaycation! It vas on holiday zat ich met Diesel, in fact. Ich vas on holiday in French Polynesia, collecting shells on ze beach at sunset in a buckskin thong like zat guy from Ze Blue Lagoon, vhen I caught ze eye of a beautiful pygmy, who vorked at ze Shrager spatel
I vas staying at as an oilboy. It vas Diesel – within zwanzig minutes, he’d stolen mein heart, mein vallet und alzo ze contents of mein kugelsack!
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