4. Jamal pretending he's a tour guide at the Taj Mahal in Slumdog Millionaire VS. The Gay Referee.

The film: Mistaken for a tour guide by a pair of German tourists, Mini-Jamal takes their money and improvises lots of made-up facts about the Taj Mahal ("The swimming pool was completed on schedule in top-class fashion.")

The football: In viral-video favourite The Gay Referee, a referee flounces and prances around the pitch like a joyful pony, over-theatrically issuing cards.

The winner: Films. The Jamal Tour Guide scene is a funny skit of light relief with some cash-bloated Germans the butt of the joke.

The Gay Referee, while funny, merely illustrates the culture of homophobia still sadly endemic in our national game and should be taken down from YouTube and the hundreds of other websites it's hosted on immediately.