Barbie makers Mattel have been to the Star Trek well before, but now the company has decided that what the world really needs are plastic versions of Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto and Zoe Saldana from JJ Abrams’ new movie take on the franchise.

We disagree. Venomently. In fact, we'd rather the toy company left these plastic abominations in the eighties where they belong. Take a look:

Look at the little accessories! Actually, those aren't half bad.

So how do they compare to the actors from the movie. Read on...