The Movie Cowboy: The slickest sonofagun in all the West, Maverick’s stock in trade is cards and confidence tricks. Occasionally, he indulges in a mixture of the two. Definitely one to watch your wallet around…

The Movie Alien: One of Attack The Block’s clan of hoody-hating critters, the block invader (sorry, we couldn’t think of a better name for them!) is a frightening, if slightly daft-looking proposition. Those teeth might glow like a fairground attraction, but they will go through bone like butter…

If They Fought: Maverick would need to have his razor-sharp wits operating at the peak of their powers to stand any chance against these ferocious furballs…

The Winner? We’re going for Maverick, simply because trying to get the better of him is like trying to nail a jelly to the ceiling. The man leads a charmed life. And if the aliens were outdone by a bunch of teenagers, they can’t be all that can they?

Sample Dialogue: [Maverick] “Hey, hairy, what’s that behind you?” *Disappears with brazen cowardice*