The Movie Cowboy: Arguably the most recognisable cowboy in movie history, Clint Eastwood’s nameless drifter is the embodiment of gunslinging bad-assery! Everything from his battered boots to his filthy poncho is screaming two words: bad motherfucker.
The Movie Alien: A parasite so macabre it even puts the willies up Kurt Russell, The Thing is unquestionably the most hideous alien on the list. One look at the spider-head scene is all the evidence you should need.
If They Fought: If anyone’s eyelids were to remain unbatted by The Thing’s grisly antics, they would surely belong to The Man with No Name.
The Winner: It’s going to take a lot more than a grotesquely mutated head to knock Clint off his stride. Six bullets in the bonce and this one’s over.
Sample Dialogue: [The Man with No Name] “Every town has a boss… and you’re looking right at him.”
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jamiehalus
Aug 17th 2011, 8:44
If you were going to choose a Transformer, why not choose Megatron? Hell even Ravage. You just so happen to choose an Autobot who wouldn't harm a human, that's hardly the f*****g point is it? But yet it's ok for superman to melt a talking toy? Pfft. :-P
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ChrisWootton
Aug 17th 2011, 10:08
How do you know the man with no name is who he says he is? The Thing would take him no problem. Why am I even talking about this? Who cares? Sharon Stone could destroy the ALien Queen with her beaver powers... probably
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Hadouken76
Aug 17th 2011, 21:45
SOrry to niit-pick but Shepherds are not cowboys and BraveStarr would have beyotch-slapped the lot of them.
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QuietLife
Aug 18th 2011, 10:14
BraveStarr!!! Love it!
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