Gordon Brown's in trouble.

Labour's suffered their worst election results since 1910, ministers are leaving their jobs with the frequency of football managers, and rumours of Alan Johnson being prepped to replace the Prime Minister get stronger ever day.

But before Labour make any rash decisions about who should replace their leader, we've got a few suggestions below. They're all very sensible.

The Problem: The Rise Of The BNP

The Man For The Job: Indiana Jones (Raiders Of The Lost Ark)

Why He’s Better Than Gordon Brown:

Experienced at fighting Nazis, Indy wouldn’t allow the BNP to deliver a party political broadcast on the BBC, he’d be too busy bopping them on the nose and muttering: “The BNP. I hate the BNP.”

Gordon’s too bound by the rules of democracy to go round punching any members of parties founded on racism, but we’re pretty sure he would if he could.

Why He’s Worse:

The media used to complain about Tony Blair’s occasional holidays, could you imagine how they’d treat Indy’s globe-trotting adventures?

Also, Indy’s past – illegitimate love-child, treasure theft, um, occasional murder – would probably be exhumed by The Daily Mail and used against him at some point.

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