The latest version of ultraviolent 'survival-horror' videogame series Resident Evil is out this week.
So we've squared off a bunch of spectacularly repulsive beasties from the franchise with a squelching gaggle of cinema creatures.
The world needs to know: which would be best at fighting - Resi fiends or movie beasties?
Hunter (Resident Evil)
Why you wouldn't want to meet it up a dark alley: It's a saliva-flecked blend of human/reptile DNA, it's quick, strong and could chop your head off with one swipe. Also, it really hates people who say 'moving forward' a lot. You do that, don't you?
Movie monster we'd like to see it have a fight with...
Gill-Man (The Creature From The Black Lagoon, 1954)
Who would win? Gill-Man. Because Mr Hunter might have the powers of head-removal, but Lagoon Boy would use his head - luring the foul foe to the shore of his special lake on the promise of a nice fishing trip.
Then, when someone wandered past, asking the monsters, "Caught much, fellas?", Gill would take advantage of the distraction by putting some poison in Hunter's sandwiches and filling his flask with deadly toxic wee.
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Wrighty1985V
Apr 1st 2009, 6:26
Again TotalFilm I must correct you. Nemesis CARRIED a rocket Launcher,he most deffinately did NOT have one grafted onto his fecking arm!Not in the game,not in the movie..and not even in the picture above..am I the only one noticing these errors????
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SuperMojo1783
Jul 5th 2009, 22:12
What that is c**p lickers also have a good sense of smell and they could kick the living c**p out of Dougy the guy who licks Sara Connor and they also have a good sense of hearing and could hear him from a mile away.
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SuperMojo1783
Jul 5th 2009, 22:14
nemesis could rip hellraiser in half how did he win and how can he transport nemesis to hell if he would get blown up by the rocket launcher THAT ISN'T ATTACHED TO HIM.
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SuperMojo1783
Jul 5th 2009, 22:16
these match ups are c**p who writes these
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