Resident Evil Monsters vs Movie Monsters

Who's hardest? Videogame villains or film freaks?

Chimera (Resident Evil)

Why you wouldn't want to meet it up a dark alley: A highly unpleasant human-monster nightmare-fly thing that can walk over walls and ceilings. It uses air-ducts to travel around quickly and eviscerates assailants with its really sharp claws. Can't kick a ball to save its life, though.

Movie monster we'd like to see it have a fight with...

Turkey-Head Mutant-Thing (Blood Freak, 1972)

Who would win? The Chimera would probably shade this one. In the film, a man eats a turkey laced with experimental drugs and becomes Turkey-Head Mutant Thing.

He then kills people in disappointingly un-turkeyish ways. Chimera would just yank out his guts, shove some Paxo up his arse and slam him into a big oven.

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    • Wrighty1985V

      Apr 1st 2009, 6:26

      Again TotalFilm I must correct you. Nemesis CARRIED a rocket Launcher,he most deffinately did NOT have one grafted onto his fecking arm!Not in the game,not in the movie..and not even in the picture above..am I the only one noticing these errors????

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    • SuperMojo1783

      Jul 5th 2009, 22:12

      What that is c**p lickers also have a good sense of smell and they could kick the living c**p out of Dougy the guy who licks Sara Connor and they also have a good sense of hearing and could hear him from a mile away.

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    • SuperMojo1783

      Jul 5th 2009, 22:14

      nemesis could rip hellraiser in half how did he win and how can he transport nemesis to hell if he would get blown up by the rocket launcher THAT ISN'T ATTACHED TO HIM.

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    • SuperMojo1783

      Jul 5th 2009, 22:16

      these match ups are c**p who writes these

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