Licker (Resident Evil 2)
Why you wouldn't want to meet it up a dark alley: Curious mutation quirks aside (exposed brain? - duuh, that's a big help when it's raining) the Licker has a long, lance-like tongue that can penetrate a human torso. Which means it could have a taste of your liver while you're still alive. Yummers!
Movie monster we'd like to see it have a fight with...
Dougie, The Orderly Who Licks Sarah Connor's Face (Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991)
Who would win? Our money's on Dougie. Lickers are blind, while Dougie has massive, '80s, big-framed, bottle-bottom glasses to help him hunt down his prey.
He would give the Licker a taste of its own medicine by, umm, tasting its face. Then, as it blindly thrashed around its big taste-tentacle, trying to find him, Dougie would make it die by gently tapping its vulnerable brain with his riot baton, rolling his rheumy eyes in homicidal ecstasy.
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Wrighty1985V
Apr 1st 2009, 6:26
Again TotalFilm I must correct you. Nemesis CARRIED a rocket Launcher,he most deffinately did NOT have one grafted onto his fecking arm!Not in the game,not in the movie..and not even in the picture above..am I the only one noticing these errors????
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SuperMojo1783
Jul 5th 2009, 22:12
What that is c**p lickers also have a good sense of smell and they could kick the living c**p out of Dougy the guy who licks Sara Connor and they also have a good sense of hearing and could hear him from a mile away.
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SuperMojo1783
Jul 5th 2009, 22:14
nemesis could rip hellraiser in half how did he win and how can he transport nemesis to hell if he would get blown up by the rocket launcher THAT ISN'T ATTACHED TO HIM.
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SuperMojo1783
Jul 5th 2009, 22:16
these match ups are c**p who writes these
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