Resident Evil Monsters vs Movie Monsters

Who's hardest? Videogame villains or film freaks?

Nemesis (Resident Evil 3)

Why you wouldn't want to meet it up a dark alley: Well, it's a humanoid bioweapon created by infecting a Tyrant with a parasitic organism designed to increase its intelligence. It can regenerate its tissue and, like a monster designed by Homer Simpson, has a rocket-launcher built into its arm.

Movie monster we'd like to see it have a fight with...

Pinhead (Hellraiser, 1987)

Who would win? Pinhead would transport the Nemesis to Hell where, umm, bio-implanted rocket-launchers don't work properly. He would then summon a gang of Cenobite acolytes to systematically cut the Nemesis into little quivering cubes while he stood and calmly observed in his fetishy Goth greatcoat.

He would then, as he says, have an eternity to know its flesh - having the regenerating Nemesis bits for his tea every night forever.

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    • Wrighty1985V

      Apr 1st 2009, 6:26

      Again TotalFilm I must correct you. Nemesis CARRIED a rocket Launcher,he most deffinately did NOT have one grafted onto his fecking arm!Not in the game,not in the movie..and not even in the picture above..am I the only one noticing these errors????

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    • SuperMojo1783

      Jul 5th 2009, 22:12

      What that is c**p lickers also have a good sense of smell and they could kick the living c**p out of Dougy the guy who licks Sara Connor and they also have a good sense of hearing and could hear him from a mile away.

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    • SuperMojo1783

      Jul 5th 2009, 22:14

      nemesis could rip hellraiser in half how did he win and how can he transport nemesis to hell if he would get blown up by the rocket launcher THAT ISN'T ATTACHED TO HIM.

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    • SuperMojo1783

      Jul 5th 2009, 22:16

      these match ups are c**p who writes these

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