A week is a very long time in the geekverse, with so many talking points it'd be hard for even a vigilante (The Punisher / Condor Man, take your pick) to keep up.
So, we've gathered all the week's biggest geek news in one place, so that those aforementioned undead can get on with the very serious business of killing people / dressing like a bird.
We'd love to hear what you think of the below universe-shattering events, so comment your thoughts at the bottom of the page, and we'll see you next week!
Without further ado, let's get started. But first - be toast Spider-Man!
The Big Event
After a relatively introspective first trailer, Iron Man 3's Trailer 2 brought the noise.
We highlighted some of the key questions raised, then watched it again. And again.
Good Week To Be
Star Wars fans. Carrie Fisher become the latest original trilogy cast member to confirm involvement in Episode 7.
Expect a gag about Luke being a little old to be a Stormtrooper. Hooray!
Most Intriguing Story
Earlier this week, James Mangold Tweeted 10 images from some truly amazing films, claiming each was an influence on The Wolverine.
The truly mysterious aspect: What form will these influences take?
We got a geeky X-Men Days Of Future Past update, concerning Cerebro.
Still on X-Men, Halle Berry confirmed her involvement. What happens when a toad gets struck by lighting? It croaks.
File this one under 'Never-going-to-happen' but some rumourmongers claimed that Christian Bale will return to the cape and cowl, for a Christopher Nolan produced Justice League movie.
We can't see it happening, but we've been wrong in the past.
Delightful Discovery Of The Week
Hobbit, Calvin and Hobbes style. Aaaaawwww.
Bad News Of The Week
Sam Mendes confirmed what he told us waaaay back in October 2012. He won't be doing Bond 24.
The petition for Nolan to direct starts… Now!
Good News Of The Week
We sat down with Sam Raimi for a Career In Four Minutes chat. And he was lovely.
Have you seen anything gloriously geeky this week? Tell us below!