Songs That Could Be Movies: Blur
7 fantastic Blur tracks that should be scripts…
BY Jul 2nd 2009 15:15PMFILED UNDER: Features
Bugman (1999)
Damon Albarn has said the Bugman is a paedophile trying to go straight. We'll take him at his word, and give the subject the Hollywood treatment...
The Movie:
When gruesome paedophile Barry Skaargle is murdered and dumped in a swamp by his victims, they think they’re safe…
But when the teenagers start dying one-by-one in insect-related deaths (burnt by a massive magnifying glass, arms pulled off like wings, crushed into paste by huge newspapers), they realise that Skaaargle has returned from the dead. As the Bugman!
The Cast: Hayden Panettiere is the biggest star in this thing.
Sample Dialogue:
The Bugman starts advancing on Jake, muttering under his rancid breath.
Bugman: “I am an ex offender. They let me out in the summer.”
Jake’s girlfriend Karly spots the creature looming up behind Jake, cockroaches and worms falling from his body. She screams.
Karly: “Look out for the Bugman!”
But Jake doesn’t hear her properly.
Jake: “Hang on…”
Karly’s shaking with fear, and tries to warn Jake again.
Karly: “The bu uh uh ug man!”
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